July 18, 2008

President McKinley Clutched His Chest


  When the retiree got up to bowl in the fifth frame of his second game, he clutched his chest ... McKinley looked confused and rose up on his toes, clutched his chest. Took one look at the monitor, let out a terrible scream, clutched her chest and fell dead upon the floor.
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1 comment:

Joseph Young said...

Does work well! Cool, Linder!